Join us for an exciting night of fun and festivities while raising money for a great cause, our Humanist mission.

Schedule (approximate depending on sea conditions and other things)

6 PM - Hoisting the flag + Dinner & Happy Hour:

Bring your own adult beverage to share (alcohol, soda, etc.). Lemonade, juice, milk and water will be provided. Dinner will consist of Spaghetti, Meatballs, Sauces, Bread (Vegan and gluten-free options available) and dessert

Appetizers and salad bar available for noshing

Children's activities will be ongoing throughout the evening: join us for crafts and treasure hunts!

7 PM - A Noodley Story & more swashbuckling
Attend a re-creation of the story of the birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as performed by our children's group.
After, continue making new friends, catching up with old ones, and practicing your pirate-speak! Share your FSM-inspired poetry if you have some.

7:30 PM - Sirens of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Join us for singing and merriment with songs written and conducted by Bruce Ratcliff specially for this year's Flying Spaghetti Monster Dinner!

8 PM: Prizes:  Raffle, games, and prizes for best contest and pirate accents!

Pricing (Suggested Donation)

* $25 – Adults
* $15 - Full Time Students and Seniors (Students eat free if they commit to 1 or more hours helping with the event.)
* $10 - Children 6 to 13
* Free - Children under 6

Buy your tickets below or above--click one of the Register Now button!

Volunteering: Boatswains, Booty Collectors, Galley Grunts, Scullery Maids, Deck Swabbers, Tiny Pirate supervisors (child care) and other assorted Tars are needed. Volunteers, please assemble at 3PM the day of the event. Thanks!

Click on the Sign-up Genius button below for the privilege of volunteering in the name of His Noodliness.

Pirate wear or other costumes encouraged, but not required. Dress up and put on your best accent for a chance to win a prize!

Learn more about the Flying Spaghetti Monster: About FSM (http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/)

Sauce be upon you, but not on the floor, ya scurvy bilge rat!!! See you there.

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